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Everything Wrong With Anything You Can Do, I Can Do Worse-er in 4 or more minutes (spoilers) (obviously)


Me: [seeing the title and singing] I can anything worser than you. (ding) Also, does anyone think this episode should have been called 'A Stroke of Genius'? (ding)

Eggman: You can't escape Vacuum Bot! He's gonna get you out of my hair once and for all!

Sonic: What hair? 

Me: Exactly. (ding)

Sonic: Oh. Now I understand.

Me: Is Roger trying to do a Jason Griffith impression? 
(ding)

Tails: [after Sonic gets sucked in] No!

Me: No. (ding)

Eggman: Yeah!

Me: Yeah. (ding)

Tails: [runs up to Sonic] I never should have doubted you!

Me: What were you supposed to think? He probably would have suffocated in a vacuum, but then again this is Sonic we're dealing with. (ding)

Tails: Did you really think you could capture Sonic in that poorly-designed tin can?

Me: Poorly designed? That thing looked awesome! (ding)

Eggman: What would you know? You've never tried to capture Sonic! It's not as easy as it looks, you know!

Me: It would have been easier if you put more effort into your plans. (ding) Also, didn't the summary of the episode say that Eggman challenges Tails to capture Sonic to prove he is a genius? Here, Sonic challenges Tails to capture him.

Sonic: Are you saying you think you could catch me?

Tails: Oh, I know I can catch you.

Sonic: [shakes Tails' hand] It's a bet!

Me: See? (ding)

Sonic: We're just doing it to brush away the cobwebs.

Tails: I have no idea what that archaic expression means...

Me: Because apparently, you are so wrapped up in your own inventions. (ding)

Amy: This is gonna end badly.

Sonic: Why do you say that?

Amy: Because, Sonic, you can get a little... competitive.

Me: A little? (ding)

Tails: This is just a good-natured competition between friends. One of whom happens to be a mechanical genius.

Me: In some cases. (ding)

Sonic: And the other is awesomely cool and super-fast.

Me: Sonic, please. (ding)

Knuckles: Which is which?

Amy: Sonic is fast and Tails is smart.

Knuckles: Right. ...Which one's "Tails" again?

Me: Knuckles' brain freeze is so bad that he clearly forgot who his friends are. (ding) Discount The Good, The Bad and The Ugly. (ding)

Sonic: C Minus. C Plus.

Me: Using academic grades for performance. (ding)

Tails: Give me a hand, will you, Sonic?

Sonic: I could help, but what you really need is some serious muscle.

Knuckles: You mean me, right?

Me: Who else would be, Knucklehead? (ding)

Tails: You might get a splinter!

Me: Spongebob style? ...I am so sorry. (ding)

Sonic: Looks like someone's on a "roll". (reversed ding) So, then I says...

Me: You might want to check your grammar. (ding)

ShtH Sonic: [Sonic runs, with the boulders chasing him] Time to rock and roll. (ding)

Sonic: Well, looks like your traps are getting... "boulder". (reversed ding) You should probably set Amy free since you trapped her.

Me: He's right. (ding) [Tails stomps on his binoculars] Whoa, Tails crushed that thing into bits in no time flat! (ding) Discount Sabre Dance. (ding)

Tails: [furious] That's it! No more holding back!

Me: What did you think was going to happen, Tails? (ding) Swan Lake. (ding)

Sonic: I never let a chili dog go to waste. [Sonic reaches for the chilli dog, but it and the plate are sprung away. The plate lands on a tube, and rolls, hitting a weather vane.] 

Me: You could just run, you know. (ding)

Sonic: Betrayed by the chili dog.

Me: Yeah, it's the chilli dog's fault for what's happening to you(!) (ding)

Sonic: [panicking] Can't swim! Can't swim! Can't swim!

Tails: Gotcha!

Me: You know Sonic's going to die soon, right? (ding)

Eggman: My plan was brilliant! Tricking you into catching Sonic. 

Me: You did no such thing. (ding)

Tails: In my maniacal zeal, I left them all in the failed traps! [Tails runs off to find the others]

Me: You can't just leave him there! He's going to die! Why can't you rescue him first? (ding)

Tails: Eggman has Sonic! And it's all my fault! [Tails and Knuckles race off]

Me: Knuckles' catchphrase isn't used in this scene. Or in this episode. (ding)

Amy: I told you this would go too far!

Me: Actually, you said...

Amy: This is gonna end badly. (ding)

Tails: You can lecture me later...

Amy: I'll lecture you on the way. 

Me: No, you won't. (ding)

Sticks: What's up?

Tails: Eggman! Sonic in danger! My fault!

Me: You know she speaks English well, right? (ding)

Eggman: This is your fault! You took so long criticizing my name for Sonic that his dingus friends had time to get here!

Me: Why didn't you just finish him off when you had the chance? (ding)

Knuckles: Well, well, if it isn't Sonic the Hedge-cube.

Me: Shut up and help him! (ding)

Sonic: I guess I got a little over-competitive.

Me: All you ever did was try to escape. Nothing over-competitive about that. (ding)

Sonic: Why didn't somebody warn me that could happen?

Me: Someone did warn you. (ding)

Amy: Aren't you forgetting you trapped all of us, too?

Tails: I'm sorry I trapped all of you, but it all worked out, right? I mean, I knew where you were, which made rallying you to save Sonic easier!

Me: Again, you could have saved Sonic before rescuing the others. (ding) Also, you remembered exactly where they were? I guess it's a good thing your short-term memory loss didn't get in the way of finding and saving your teammates. (ding)

Amy: We all have communicators.

Me: Although you have a point, what would you and Knuckles have done if Tails had used his communicator? How would the two of you get out of the traps he set for Sonic? (ding)

Tails: [singing on stage] You're the girl of my dreams. Please hold me tight!

Me: Somebody, get this guy a vocal coach. (ding)

Sonic: I'm beginning to think that I lost that bet.

Amy: Actually, you did.

Sonic: Don't tell Tails.

Me: Is this your way of teaching Tails a lesson? (ding)

Sin tally: 42
Sentence: Listening to Tails' new single (on loop)
"You're the girl of my dreams".
Smosh: SHUT UP
My take on Everything Wrong With Anything You Can Do, I Can Do Worse-er.

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